Tag Archives: Mario Balotelli

Fancy Pants Tire Burners: the opening weekend of the Confederations Cup

The opening weekend of the Confederations Cup featured soccer and protesting. Jerseys were optional. Continue reading

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The Confederations Cup: Come for the soccer, stay because you have been kidnapped.

In all my wisdom, I preview the 2013 Confederations Cup Continue reading

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Game #62: Utah Jazz 88 – Chicago Bulls 89

The Chicago Bulls and Utah Jazz squared off in a battle of who can ugly basketball better. Continue reading

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That’s a bingo!

Euro 2012, NBA Draft, Post of the Year, and AIRPLANE SEX!!! Continue reading

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Euro 2012, Group C: Tragic & Italian

The Italians faltered, while the Croats solidified second place… for now. Oh yeah, and two other teams played. Continue reading

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The (non broke-ass) Euro, 2012 style

Euro 2012 kicks off tomorrow. Y’all should watch. Continue reading

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