Category Archives: Chicago Bulls

Brooklyn Nets 76 – Chicago Bulls 79

Drink:  Vina Alicia Malbec I went into game 3 hotly anticipating a contest where we finally wouldn’t have to hear the Crooklyn fans chant “Brooooook-lyyyyyn” in a way that is usually reserved for mocking a struggling goaltender in hockey.  Maybe … Continue reading

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Breaking News: D Rose return imminent

Joelseppi of No Bulljive is reporting that Derrick Rose will absolutely return for #thereturn this Monday to return against the Denver Nuggets for a return to basketball…return-style.  The signs are obvious and not in any way a loose conspiracy.  Fact:  … Continue reading

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Game #54: Miami Heat 86 – Chicago Bulls 67

Drink: Death’s Door Vespa Martini As Joakim Noah admitted, this would not be just another game.  How could it be?  Since the days of Jordan and Pippen vs. Bimbo Coles and Harold (baby jordan) Minor, this has never been just … Continue reading

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Game #48: Chicago Bulls – Denver Nuggets (They are still keeping score, eh?)

The Bulls got the hell beat out of them tonight. Continue reading

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Game #42: Golden State Warriors 87 – Chicago Bulls 103

Drink La Fin Du Monde Not since Golden State was added to the union to make it an even 51 United States, have the Warriors had this much to chirp about.  With an exciting team that has bought into Mark … Continue reading

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Game #40: Los Angeles Lakers 83 – Chicago Bulls 95

The Chicago Bulls beat a struggling, ugly LA Lakers squad. Continue reading

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Game #34: Chicago Bulls 108 – New York Knicks 101

The Chicago Bulls beat the New York Knicks. Continue reading

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