Author Archives: Judas Pato

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.

Advice for my 1 year-old nephew

Worldly advice for the future ruler of America. Continue reading

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That Italy-Japan game was a RIOT! (Get it?) (HIYO!!!)

Italy beat Japan to advance, along with Brasil. Continue reading

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Confederations Cup Day #3: Home of the Brave

Tahiti has soul, protests continue, and a break in the action. Continue reading

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Fancy Pants Tire Burners: the opening weekend of the Confederations Cup

The opening weekend of the Confederations Cup featured soccer and protesting. Jerseys were optional. Continue reading

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The Confederations Cup: Come for the soccer, stay because you have been kidnapped.

In all my wisdom, I preview the 2013 Confederations Cup Continue reading

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Game #76: Chicago Bulls 85 – Detroit Pistons 99

The Chicago Bulls streak against the Detroit Pistons is a thing of the past. Goodnight. Continue reading

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Game #70: FUCK THE STREAK!!!

Your Chicago Bulls end the Miami Heat’s weak-ass twenty-whatever streak and extend their own THREE game streak! Continue reading

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