Monthly Archives: March 2013

Game #70: FUCK THE STREAK!!!

Your Chicago Bulls end the Miami Heat’s weak-ass twenty-whatever streak and extend their own THREE game streak! Continue reading

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Game #69: Chicago Bulls 104 – Minnesota Timberwolves 97

The Chicago Bulls win some games, which is fun! Continue reading

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Game #67: Portland Trail Blazers 99 – Chicago Bulls 89

Upstream Color shits on the Bulls. Continue reading

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Game #66: Denver Nuggets 119 – Chicago Bulls 118, OT

The McBulls lost to the McNuggets in overtime. Continue reading

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Breaking News: D Rose return imminent

Joelseppi of No Bulljive is reporting that Derrick Rose will absolutely return for #thereturn this Monday to return against the Denver Nuggets for a return to basketball…return-style.  The signs are obvious and not in any way a loose conspiracy.  Fact:  … Continue reading

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Game #64: Chicago Bulls 79 – Sacramento Kings 121

This game called for gin, gin, and more gin. Continue reading

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Game #63: Chicago Los Bulls 81 – LA Los Lakers 90

Dwight Howard levitates and the Lakers hand it to the Bulls (in a bad way). Continue reading

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