Game #52: Chicago Bulls 69 – Boston Celtics 71

Drink distilled water

The majority of this contest was akin to taking Mace to the eyes. Both teams forgot the fundamentals of offense during this contest, often at the same time. Both teams shot in the mid-30% range. It got so bad that the Boston announcers could not help but laugh. My dog barked. I yawned. After these last two Bulls games, NBATV is going to start thinking long and hard about airing anymore non-Rose Bulls games.

Oh yeah, and about Rose – the Bulls star talked to the media after the game, and said all sorts of depressing things. Such as, he could not dunk yet. Or, he is fine missing the whole year. It was a wonderful finish to a shittastic game. Goodnight, y’all. I am going to cry myself to sleep.

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.
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