Preseason Game Review: Chicago Bulls – Indiana Pacers

Yeah, I get it. The game has not happened. Does it matter? Barring an injury, there is nothing to discuss. But they will, they will. Performances will be analyzed and conclusions will be made about players who have had an uber-short training camp. And they will say they are making their analysis based on this fact. Then why make it at all? It’s all a load of horse puckey. Hell, even when the regular season opens on Christmas, it will be difficult to judge much of anything.

It is going to get sloppy tonight, y’all. Jackass toilet-on-a-bungee-cord messy. Watch at your own peril.

They say this cat Butler is one bad mother - Shut your mouth!

Alright, maybe that was a bit grim. There is a bit of pleasantry. First off, it is a professional basketball game. Huzzah! Secondly, it will be fun to watch Bulls rookie, Jimmy Butler. Thibs said he will get extensive minutes. He also said of Butler, “He has a great demeanor, excellent attitude and approach to the game.” Eh. I would have liked to hear something about “talent” or “upside.” At least he is a well put together chap, a man’s man, a guy you can set your watch to, women want him and men want to be him… What the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, thirdly, Jimmy is one righteous dude, the John Shaft of the NBA.

Thus is my review for tonight’s game. In fact, it doubles for the other preseason game as well. A two-for-one! I just went BOGO! It is my Christmas present you, the readers of this outstanding news site.

Oh, and one last thing: Close it yourself, shitty. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.
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