Note Bulljive (A Very Scalabrine Edition)

  • The Bulls re-signed Brian Scalabrine! Yup, that’s right, they used a roster spot on an f’n mascot! Again! Is there not a D-League mascot out there with some potential, instead of this goof? Maybe a “good locker room guy” is a much more precious commodity than I am aware of. They should at least get their money’s worth and have him pair up with Benny during commercial breaks.
  • Richard Hamilton would be “great” on the Bulls, according to the current team. Our adjective-challenged Bulls weigh in! Boozer, “Always been a great competitor… He would be a great addition.” Thibs, “He’s got great experience.” Rose, “He’s got a championship. It’s great.” Deng, “He’d be a great guy in the locker room, a great teammate.” Scal was too busy practicing balloon animals to comment.
  • This guy does not like the Bulls signing of Rip (which has not happened yet). The flaw in his argument is that it presupposes that Rip’s shot is done. He bases this on an injured year and last year, both of which ole Rip was not happy. Little does he realize that the Bulls just resigned their mascot. Scal can crack jokes and do magic tricks when Rip is all down. Scal does pay off! (No he doesn’t.)
  • This article is about the dumbest thing I have seen written about the Bulls since the lockout broke. Does she not know Scal is on the team?!

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.
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