T-Mac to the Bulls!!! AGAIN!!!

Holy smokes!

I have been on a bit of a writing hiatus (due to a horrible diet) and furthermore on a Bulls writing hiatus (due to the wonderful buttfuckery lockout). But, once in a Halley’s Comet, there comes a story that refuses to be ignored. This 76 years, that story happens to be the rumor of Tracy McGrady coming to the Chicago Bulls! If that does not get your tail waggin’, you must be one dead doggy!

Fact: Every wrinkle on Mick's face represents a T-Mac to the Bulls rumor.

To review, the rumor of Tracy McGrady becoming a Bull is a sort of unpredictable natural phenomenon. You cannot set your watch to it, but it is a sure bet that it will come again and again. (Hell, it was the very first post of this blog!) It is the Rolling Stones reunion tour of basketball trade rumors. However, instead of all that planning, some idiot can just mention it, then the phenom begins anew. Go ahead, try it. You will probably be credited on an ESPN story.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to shimmy back into my yurt until the eve of the second half moon of November 2011. On that majestic night, my curse (read: diet) will be broken and more posts shall pour forth! Until then, Techno Viking:

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.
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