Drink: NB Rob Roy
This game was lost at the end of the fourth quarter. The Bulls were gifted with two opportunities to go up within one minute, both times coming out of a timeout, and decided to run two straight isolation plays with Derrick Rose against LeBron James. If you happen to not see the game, that last sentence is not a typo, they cussing, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cussing, cuss, cussing ran two consecutive plays, OUT OF A CUSSING TIMEOUT, that were cussing isolations with cussing Rose against cussing LeBron. Both ended in horrible-look, cussing bail-out jumpers. If I was a wealthier gent, my cussing rocks glass would have gone through the cussing television set. And being as mid-cussing-class as I am, it still took everything in me to refrain from cussing doing so.
For all of the sins the Bulls committed during this game, and there were many, they had a chance to win this game at the cussing end. Their cussing D was spectacular most of the night, which led to the chance of a cussing 86th point clinching the victory. They had two cussing chances to do something other than cussing putting Rose against the much cussing bigger LeBron in an isolation, instead… [slam the rest of my cussing Rob Roy]… they did exactly cussing that. The cussing kicker of it all is that you would expect Eric “I have no cussing idea how to draw up a cussing play” Sploestra to come out of a timeout in that type of cussing fashion, but the Bulls consistently come out of timeouts with well drawn out plays that lead to baskets… expect for when it CUSSING counts!
Ed. Note: I would have loved to fill this cussing post with real cussing (and believe me, I can cuss with the best), but sensitive eyes would have cried and called into work/school.
Ed. Note #2: I wrote a whole lot of cussing notes and comments for this post, but my soul was so beaten down by the above content, that I am not strong enough to carry on with my insight/observations/cussings.
Ed. Note #3: I am surprised I was even able to write this much.
The Bulls showed the kind of resilience they displayed all season and had a chance to win the game in regulation. They failed. This is not to say that they would have definitely won if Rose passed the ball and they ran something that did resemble a cussing Heat-like isolation play. Rather, I am suggesting it would have given them a chance. Furthermore, it would not have given the Heat the momentum they had in overtime from shutting down the NBA MVP two straight horribly drawn up “plays.”