Brains! Braaaaaaains!!!

Sesos! Sesooooooos!!!

Zombie Rudy Fernandez is back from the NBA dead and back on the Bulls radar? 12th Man Insanity™ is back from the grave, becoming a Zombie 12th Man Insanity™?! Maybe. It is thought that the Chicago Bulls are possibly still sniffing out a trade for the undead Spanish shooting guard. Why is that so? Well, the Bulls invited backup point guard John Lucas III to training camp with a partially guaranteed contract, so there! This all but insures that they are gunning for a Zombie Fernandez trade. Still not with me? Alright, by not going ahead and signing Lucas to a full contract now, it is thought that the Bulls are keeping their options open for a possible Rodolpho swoop. It must be understood that none of this is pure speculation, rather based in logic, mathematics, quatum physics, and hits from the bong. NB attempted to acquire an immeadiate flight to Turkey, where Fernandez is applying his undead skills at the FIBA Championships, to ask the zombie itself, but there is this BBQ that my friend is having tomorrow. Happy Labor Day! Drink a zombie for me!

Aria Casino odds for the Bulls to win the 2010 NBA Championship: 8-1

About Judas Pato

Just another hard working member of the press, covering the Chicago Bulls and nonsense - often both, simultaneously.
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One Response to Brains! Braaaaaaains!!!

  1. goodluckjanine says:

    Is there any new news? This makes me very happy. I hope the zombie sits on the bench and looks cute.

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